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Charles Koinange Emails of Laughter
“You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing,” said Michael Pritchard in reference to how laughter relaxes the body. Jay Reno is quoted as saying, “You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.” Probably in reference to his comedian show. Many have also said it is the drug of choice, the best medicine and the cheapest. Charles of Dallas is out to make sure his friends get this medicine, don't grow old as he continuously supplies it through his Emails to friends.
Some of the Emailed jokes by Charles that should make you laugh.
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings; she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be! She has never ever been left alone with a man! ...Have you Debbie?"
"No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother asks, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it this time!!!!
The Old Pastor's Last Request
An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for a TRA (Tax Revenue Authority) agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.
The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the TRA agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled because the pastor had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.
Finally, the Lawyer asked, “Pastor, why did you ask the two of us to come here?”
The old pastor mustered all his strength then said weakly, “Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go.”
The Power of Beer
A man goes into a bar and drinks beer. After every glass of beer he pulls a picture out of his pocket and looks at it. After the 4th beer the waiter asks him why after every glass of beer he pulls the picture out and looks at it
Then the man says: It’s a picture of my wife. When she looks good to me I’m going home. That is an example of the “The Power of Beer.”
How Stimulus Works
It is a slow day in the small Minnesota town of Marshall, and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit. A rich tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, lays a $100 bill on the desk and says he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs before selecting one for the night.
As soon as he walks upstairs
- The motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
- The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
- The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Farmer's Co-op.
- The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the town entertainer.
- The town entertainer goes to the hotel and pays off the $100 debt of room bill he owes the hotel.
- The hotel proprietor places the $100 back on the counter.
- The traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves town.
No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and looks to the future with a lot more optimism.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Stimulus works.